"We all float down here" says a clown in the corner. Horrifying. Until you realise he's in a hot tub.
"Redrum redrum" says the deranged looking fellow at the bar. Oh no- it's just a drink order.
Eek! Why is she drenched in blood?! "Its just a costume pal! Why did you come to this Halloween party?"
Tickets are $20 each. Come one, come all, in threads of the season: annual costume contest with surprise prizes and 4 hour drinks package with canapes included.